The power of prayer.

Newt Gingrich is a wonderful, caring man. Each night before he goes to bed, he gets on his knees and prays to God and asks God if he has any questions that he needs answered.

Religion

Religion is important. But there is a big difference between kneeling down and bending over.

Time

If your digital clock says 1001 and you stand on your head it will still say 1001. Amazing what technology can do these days.

Dead leg

An 80 year old man attacked a 16 year old girl. He was charged with assault with a dead weapon!

sorcerer's apprentice

Does the hat make the wizard or the wizard make the hat?

Apathy

Ah nevermind. I don't care